Dear Santa,
R T (Drew seriously wanted to write those letters first, what they stand for, only Santa knows) I want to tell you Santa that I would please like a slow NASCAR. I like to play with my toys. Thank you for giving me a candy cane. It tasted good. I like your Santa dress.
Bye Santa,
Drew
Dear Santa,
I like you. I would like a Captain Hook toy please. Santa, do you like cats? Do you like stickers? Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas. I like to pet doggies!
Bye Bye,
Lilly
Dear Santa,
Please help my kids to understand that we don't bite and we don't hit. If you could arrange for more people to buy trex decking this upcoming year, I would be appreciative. But more than anything, could please deliver a hot tub to help by swollen southern regions due to a recent vasectomy.
Thank you Santa,
Todd
Hi Santa,
Remember me? It's been a while. But you have to remember the ridiculously delicious chocolate chip cookies I used to leave you. You probably have missed them for the last 20 years or so, but you will revisit them this December 24th and remember
Lindsey Brant. I might have a new name now, but am still the same girl at heart.
I am confident that I was on your nice list for many years, and hopefully still remain on the adult nice list if that exists(and the rumor is that it does exist) So my Christmas wish is rather simple this year. But before I reveal my request, I think I might owe you an apology. Or my husband does. I am sorry if one of your reindeer was injured recently near the town of Willits. I think I read once that Blitzen or is it Donner lives in that area right?? How is he doing? My husband says he came out of nowhere and avoiding a collision was impossible. So my wish is that you could bring me in your sleigh a new bumper and center grill for a 2004 Mitsubishi Endeavor? I would be happy to trade with you if you want me to care for your reindeer or maybe replace him with my daughter..she has more energy than all your reindeer put together and does not like to sleep( a good combination for your Christmas Eve travels) I have enclosed a picture of the damage:

Thanks for being so understanding and I still hear your bell ringing Santa..I do
The famous chocolate chip cookie maker,
Lindsey